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Being pregnant often causes one’s mind to go to mush. Small things fly out the window, like sanity, for instance. Some people refer to this time of forgetfulness as the dreaded “pregnancy brain.” I try to avoid these moments at all costs, but I simply can’t. They’re inevitable.
I’ve shared with you before some of my crazy dreams I’ve had and today I’ll share with you another. I bring up the pregnancy brain issue because I believe it played a part in the following dream…
Captain J and I were laying on our aging grey sofa, legs entwined, and marveling at the miracle that was kicking around inside my belly. I was laying back and my husband was propped up on one elbow with his other arm stretched out on my belly so that his hand might get to feel our son’s movement. We dreamily discussed what he might look like and how we couldn’t wait to hold him. It was at that moment that I suggested, “Maybe we can just take him out for a second. I want to hold him right now.”
Now, in my pregnant brain (and inside my dream) this was completely do-able. Somehow (and I won’t go into the gross, gruesome detail) we took our sweet baby right out of the womb, just to hold him.
How selfish? How weird?
I woke up panicked that I would even entertain such a thought. 24 weeks is no time to take a baby out of Mama’s belly. For the next few hours, I contemplated what a terrible mother I might turn out to be because of my dream persona insisting on endangering her sweet baby fetus simply because she had to hold him. Was dream Mrs. K a reflection of the real Mrs. K’s selfishness? Crazy, hormonal pregnant lady thoughts ensued.
Have you preggos had any funny dreams lately?